I lost. She has an Elsa costume. She's absolutely adorable in it, but it was hard to open it up and give it to her. I tried my best to persuade her to be something awesome. It was not to be. She does love to wear the costume. The other day I came home from work and she really wanted to wear it. I put it on her and she immediately through her hands in the air like she was the Emperor in Return of the Jedi. I asked her what she was doing and she said she was trying to freeze me. I asked her why, and she said it's because I was Ana. So I may be that for Halloween. Just to embarrass her. I think I'd make a pretty hot Ana.
Mirinda is Wonder Woman. She's got a sparkly shield and the whole bit. She's very excited about it. So am I. So am I. I might be Superman for Halloween, but again a Superman who let himself go. I'd be the star of a TV show. Superman: The Later Years. I think that's what it's down to for my Halloween costume. Batman who let himself go, Superman who let himself go, or Ana. Maybe we'll take a vote.
The girls have really gotten into YouTube lately, and it's time it stopped. I've said it before and I'll say it again, it's the Mos Eisley Cantina. A wretched hive of scum and villainy. They started watching this show where people take Barbie's and act out entire scenes of everyday life. It's a slice of life. They're mesmerized. They could sit and watch it for hours. They've taken Barbie's that are kids but are also Disney princesses and given them different names. Like child Elsa is Elsia. Child Ariel is Areola. Areola. As in nipple. That's what they named a character. You'd think someone would have said "Hey, you're marketing this sideshow attraction to kids, maybe don't name your characters after a nipple." Just saying.
So I decided it was time to instruct them in the classics. I've decided to start with Silly Symphonies. The skeleton dance was first up, and the girls really liked it. I'm not going to inundate them with it, but show them one at least every day. Try to ween them off nipple and the gang. No pun intended.
I hate trying to play outside when it starts to get cold though. So far I'm doing OK with not having it be warm, but we'll see how long that lasts. Everyone is happier when it's warm. People on the street are smiling and enjoying life. When it's cold everyone is angry and homicidal. That's my belief anyway. The farmers almanac said we'll have a cool winter with normal precipitation. If winter was really cool it would snow in the mountains and be 80 in the valley. What happened to your winter? You used to be cool.
As always, thanks for reading. Let me know what costume I should be for Halloween. Or how much you'd pay me to be Ana. Also, we have a new podcast episode up about R&R BBQ, so please go check it out and leave us a review.
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